when your band director or instructor makes a sexual innuendo while you’re supposed to be serious.
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
now i photobomb people on campus
this belongs on my art blog yep
This is great, but how do you see?
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
*does cup song*
ur gonna miss me when im gone
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
THIS ONE TIME I PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE AND STARTED CRYING
THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
WAIT THIS WAS MY POST